One of the landmark decisions in a man’s life is the day he chooses his beer of choice. While there are plenty of good options to choose from, there are some that, for your masculinity’s sake, should be avoided at all cost. Today we bring you the top 5 most laughably horrible beers that will steal your man hood with every sip.

No. 5 – Any Microbrew that includes Fruit

Brothers be warned, the only thing fruity microbrews have in common with real beer is the word beer. In fact, some of these estrogen concoctions can’t even say that, as they go by sophisticated, “hipster” terms such as ale or mead. While there is definitely ales or meads worth trying, these do not belong in that category. Never let any of these be your first beer.

No. 4 – Natural light

If you drink this in college, drink up. If you drink this after college, grow up. If you’re on a tight budget and this is all you can afford, you should probably get a life. If you’re looking to show the world that you’re about as mature as a sixteen year old, this is the beer for you.

No. 3 – Coors light

First off, mad respect to the Molson Coors brewing company. They have managed to rake in massive profits off a product that is 1/4 beer and 3/4 water. In all seriousness, this beer was made for moms that want everyone to think they’re badass. No one believes them.

No. 2 – Corona lite 

This beer is only acceptable when you’re wearing a bikini on a beach. Not much else to say about this one except that the only thing good about it is it’s advertising. Its marketing alone is what makes this beer so insidious. Corona light is really an estrogen supplement being disguised as mainstream beer. Do not let them fool you.

No. 1 – Bud light lime

This beer by far is the most horrendous and insulting beer on the market. Obviously it insults masculinity, but it even goes as far as insulting feminism too. It treats women as incapable beings that aren’t strong enough to push a lime into their beer bottle on their own. As a man, know that if you drink this beer you are no longer human, but a vagina with legs. This is a one way ticket to a sex change, whether you like it or not.